Now that's just wrong

Some poor bugger in Rovinj (wherever the hell that is - pardon my american ignorance) got his nads stuck inbetween the slats of a wooden deck chair after a nude jaunt in the ocean. I'm sure this is some nasty looking fat old guy with a ball sac that hangs to his knees, and I guess anyone who sits on a wooden slat deck chair deserves a sliver, but it must have been pretty humiliating to have the fire department come cut the chair in half to extract his sac.

While I am talking about the saggy ball sac, is it necissary for the old guy at the gym to put his nads in the sink while he shaves his face?