Don't send the fat girl...
      If you are going to do a special on the news about how to avoid getting fat during the holidays, do not send a fat girl.  I don't care if she owns the local Curves gym or not, she is a cow and has NO business telling people how to work out or avoid gaining weight.  It would be like asking a vegan for a good recipe for cooking a turkey.  Its obvious she has no idea how to lose weight, and apparently someone needs to show her how to paint her damn eyebrows back on.
    
    

 
  